Sorry I have not posted much, but not a whole lot has been going on. I'm starting to feel better, still have the occasional freaky dream, but all in all things are on the up beat.
HOWEVER....this weekend I spent the bulk of my time curled up in a ball on my couch with kleenex glued to my nose praying for death. WHY...because I had a cold. There has been a cold going around my work and for some reason, all the sick people felt the need to come see me and tell me how sick they were. This conversation usually ended with them saying "So I'm going to go home and take some NyQuil and feel better" Well isn't that just ducky for YOU. I can't go home and talk to the Giant Q. I can go home and take FREAKN TYLENOL...but that's about it. So while you are drooling on yourself in a nice toxic green induced slumber, I"m going through my 15th box of kleenex, my 32 package or cough drops and my 23rd voodoo doll of all those who COULD have made me sick.
Here's a little tip for all those of you who work with a pregnant lady. If you are sick, think you may be sick or have been around someone else who is sick....STAY AWAY FROM THE PREGNANT LADY. There are wonderful new technologies such as email and telephones that should allow you to communicate with pregnant woman with out getting up close. Cause I have news, you do NOT want a sick and pregnant lady coming in to vent her very hormonal wrath on you for getting her sick.....I can promise you will cry.
For myself, I have decided to introduce a few new rules to my interaction with my co-workers and the general public. First, before talking to me, all people will be sprayed down with Lysol, (should take care of some of the nasty BO while I'm at it). Secondly, all people feeling compelled to talk to me MUST wear a mask (you know like those doctors wear). At first I thought I would wear the mask, but I"m not freakn Michael Jackson, so the rest of you all can wear it instead...I'm pregnant damn it!
I'm gonna go take another nap and try to pull my shit together before I have to go into work.